Boredom,
DumbfoundedStolen from *NubileNinjaNymph
RULES: Go to google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Crystal needs a LOT of love. She just isn't getting it at home and it is unlikely she ever will. I really wonder if Rob Emmerling or the folks in the FBI think that it would be better for her to kill herself than for me or Jerren to tell her we love her. I am still not sure if it is illegal for us to tell the teens that we love them. I can't speak for Jerren, but I really don't know what other word to use. I am not "in love" with Crystal any more than a big brother is in love with his little sister. But I do feel love for Crystal. She is hurting so much. She is in so much pain. That is what she really wants and needs people to understand. She needs someone to care about her. And she isn't getting that from either her mother or father. They might be doing the best they can, but it obviously isn't enough. Or they might not even want her as a daughter. I don't really know. All I know for sure is Crystal needs a lot of love."
Wow...apparently I'm a suicidal 13 year old.
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Crystal looks like some bizarre combination of Ashlee Simpson and Nicole Richie, which is...well, it's not good. It's just not good."
Wow...that was rather insulting.
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Crystal says. "I spent my fourth of July with U.S. soldiers in south Sinai, Egypt, which was unbelievable. I saw a different city every other day. It was very cool."
....The 4th hasn't even come yet...it's like some sort of prophecy or something
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: “One thing that’s very unique about her is that Crystal really wants to be part of a family,”
....Google could not be on any more crack right now
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Crystal does discuss language education issues in this final chapter and remarks that second language education and applied linguistics have been leaders in the use of the Internet for specific purposes."
, I do? 
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Crystal hates the concept of anything Anatomy related.
...so I uhh....
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Crystal Asks Google for Takedown for TM Infringement
.....if you say so.
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Crystal Goes to Europe
...Scott Mechlowicz better be there
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Crystal likes camping in the mountains. Also, Crystal is an experienced hiker."
Wow...that was a good one... -eyes start to tear-Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Crystal eats the Super Mushroom and attacks the fortress"
That right there sounds kinda fun...bring on the trippy mushrooms!
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Crystal wears black sequined heels by Nine West"
Oooh la la...Those better be 5 inches buster.
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "A 26-year-old mother of four, Crystal McGrath, was arrested yesterday for allegedly having engaged in unlawful sexual conduct with two young boys."
So at 26 I'm going to have 4 kids and become a pedophile? Well that certainly just proves that google is in fact on crack along with methamphetamines! >.<
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I hope your answers are...just as strange.
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