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Oh Wow! According to this I'm Black o.O

Tue Aug 12, 2008, 11:18 PM
Stolen from *ScarlingRagdoll666 =]


○● B R I T I S H ○●

[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] Its football...not soccer.

Total: 0


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[] you wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something.

Total: 3

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 4

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total: 5

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

total: 4

○● I R I S H ○●
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 3

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[x] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You can sing gospel.

Total: 8

○● A S I A N ○●
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3

○● G E R M A N ○●
[] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 4

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 2

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[] You hate foreigners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[] You have had an abortion.
[] But love the penalty.
[] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 3

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like french fries.
[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] you speak both Dutch and French
[x] you like Belgian waffles.
[] you call a pub or bar a café.
[x] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] you drive/own a French or German car.
[x] you have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 5

○● D U T C H ○●
[] you like the color orange.
[] you are a football enthusiast.
[] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature.
[] you like the sea.
[x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[] you tend to favor the megalomania.

Total: 4

  • Mood: Shocked
  • Listening to: Alkaline Trio -- "Jaked on Green Beers"
  • Reading: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story An American Nightmare
  • Watching: Red Vs. Blue
  • Playing: Should be Gears =]
  • Eating: Jolly Ranchers ^_^
  • Drinking: Water

Should DA get a Club System?

Mon Aug 11, 2008, 10:01 PM
I personally think they should, if done properly (unlike a lot of the stuff around here sometimes) it could make the site a far better place. What do you think?

:bulletblue: Here's Something ~CWSupernatural posted in their journal on the issue. :bulletblue:


:bulletred: :bulletred: </End Journal Written by Me> <Start Journal Written by CWSupernatural> :bulletred: :bulletred:

I recently received a note about signing a petition to create a club system on DA. If you're all interested, here's the note I received with the links.

*dazza1008 said the following:

Hello! :D
(Please excuse the random note - but I thought you may be interested. And I got your club from one of the lists on FAQ #673: How can I make a club or group? )

There are club systems on other art galleries, and it would save so much time if dA had a club system.

That means no time spent submitting art (since thumbnails of the original art appear in people's inboxes) and no time asking people to un-fave gallery pieces. ^^

If you would like a club system, then please consider signing this petition. (it's the only way I can think of to tally, and show dA the results)

:target: Petition: [link]

Unfortunately we've been told that we have to get 3 million signatures (about half of the dA population) to have an impact, but at the very least, if you agree with it, please sign it - and any promotion of it would be appreciated (like in a journal or poll).

There is also a news article here, if you wish. (I was trying to exhaust all options)

:target: News article: [link]

If you disagree with any of this, please ignore this note. :)


  • Mood: Approval
  • Listening to: Jeremy Greene -- "Help Me"
  • Reading: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story An American Nightmare
  • Watching: Red Vs. Blue
  • Playing: Should be Gears =]
  • Eating: Jolly Ranchers ^_^
  • Drinking: Water

Boredom,

Thu Jun 12, 2008, 5:08 PM
  • Mood: Dumbfounded
  • Listening to: ---
  • Reading: The Bush Tragedy
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GOOGLE TAG

Stolen from *NubileNinjaNymph


RULES: Go to google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A:
"Crystal needs a LOT of love. She just isn't getting it at home and it is unlikely she ever will. I really wonder if Rob Emmerling or the folks in the FBI think that it would be better for her to kill herself than for me or Jerren to tell her we love her. I am still not sure if it is illegal for us to tell the teens that we love them. I can't speak for Jerren, but I really don't know what other word to use. I am not "in love" with Crystal any more than a big brother is in love with his little sister. But I do feel love for Crystal. She is hurting so much. She is in so much pain. That is what she really wants and needs people to understand. She needs someone to care about her. And she isn't getting that from either her mother or father. They might be doing the best they can, but it obviously isn't enough. Or they might not even want her as a daughter. I don't really know. All I know for sure is Crystal needs a lot of love."

Wow...apparently I'm a suicidal 13 year old.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A:
"Crystal looks like some bizarre combination of Ashlee Simpson and Nicole Richie, which is...well, it's not good. It's just not good."

Wow...that was rather insulting. :cries:

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A:
Crystal says. "I spent my fourth of July with U.S. soldiers in south Sinai, Egypt, which was unbelievable. I saw a different city every other day. It was very cool."

....The 4th hasn't even come yet...it's like some sort of prophecy or something :o

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A:
“One thing that’s very unique about her is that Crystal really wants to be part of a family,”

....Google could not be on any more crack right now :XD:

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A:
"Crystal does discuss language education issues in this final chapter and remarks that second language education and applied linguistics have been leaders in the use of the Internet for specific purposes."

:o, I do? :?

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A:
Crystal hates the concept of anything Anatomy related.

...so I uhh....^^;

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A:
Crystal Asks Google for Takedown for TM Infringement

.....if you say so.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A:
Crystal Goes to Europe

...Scott Mechlowicz better be there =D

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A:
"Crystal likes camping in the mountains. Also, Crystal is an experienced hiker."

:lmao: Wow...that was a good one... -eyes start to tear-

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A:
"Crystal eats the Super Mushroom and attacks the fortress"

That right there sounds kinda fun...bring on the trippy mushrooms! =D

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A:
"Crystal wears black sequined heels by Nine West"

Oooh la la...Those better be 5 inches buster. ;P

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A:
"A 26-year-old mother of four, Crystal McGrath, was arrested yesterday for allegedly having engaged in unlawful sexual conduct with two young boys."

:o So at 26 I'm going to have 4 kids and become a pedophile? Well that certainly just proves that google is in fact on crack along with methamphetamines! >.<

Tagged >.<

Wed May 28, 2008, 4:37 PM
  • Mood: Triumph
  • Listening to: Justin Timberlake -- FutureSex/LoveSounds CD
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RULES:
1. tag 10 people (not the one who sent it to you!)
2. answer all truthfully
3. take it in public!
4. tell all tagged on their profile that they have been tagged,
and link to your journal.

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Info
[] I am shorter than 5'4.
[] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home.
[x] I've been kicked out of the house.
[] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[undecided] I want to have kids someday
[] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[] I'm in school
[] I have a job.
[] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year
[] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[] Disney movies still make me cry.
[] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[] I was born with a disease/impairment
[] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[] I've broken a bone
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[] I've had chicken pox.
[] I've had measles

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[X] I've been on a plane.
[] I've been to Canada.
[] I've been to Mexico.
[] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[] I've been to Japan.
[] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[] I've gotten lost in my city.
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I've been to a casino.
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[x] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've seen the Northern lights.
[] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[] I've eaten sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single
[] I'm in a relationship
[] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[] I have kissed a stranger

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've run a red light.
[] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[] I regularly drink.
[x] I've passed out from drinking.
[] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[] I've smoked weed
[x] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[] I've eaten shrooms.
[] I've popped E.
[] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[] I've done hard drugs.
[] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[x] I can't swallow pills.
[] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[sometimes] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.


Death and Suicide
[] I'm afraid of dying.
[] I hate funerals.
[] I've seen someone dying
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[x] I've planned my own suicide.
[] I've attempted suicide.
[x] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[x] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[] I own something from Pac Sun.
[] I collect comic books.
[] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[x] I can sing well.
[] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[] I open up to others easily.
[] I watch the news.
[] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[sometimes] I'm a snob about grammar.
[] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I like sports but not that much.
[] I twirl my hair.
[x] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[] I love being neat.
[] I love Spam the opposite!
[] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well.
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, red or blue all of them except pink!
[x] I've worn pajamas to school.
[] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun
[] I am in love with love.
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.

[normally] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[] I love white chocolate
[] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[x] I'm good at remembering names.
[x] I'm good at remembering dates.
[] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[x] All of those are answered honestly

I tag.....
*AmpAndDJ
~Boopop
~lemonclock
~lostandunfound07
~PeterTStone


Name Meme

Thu Apr 17, 2008, 3:46 PM
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Bullet for my Valentine "Forever & Always
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I stole this from *ScarlingRagdoll666 just because I can =P

NAME MEME

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)

Marie Dale (What..The...Hell?)

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)

Richard Jerry (-_-)

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Whicr (WTF?!!!?)

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)

Lime Green Pit bull (oh yeah, don't ya just wanna hire the Lime Green Pit Bull to find out if your spouse is cheating?)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)

Marie Milwaukee (WTF kinda last name is Milwaukee?)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)

The Electric Blue Whiskey Sour (Woah...alright that one's kinda cool...)

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

Crte (WTF? How the hell do you even... -walks off with head hung in shame-)

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)

Banana Split Peanutbutter (WTF kinda name is that? And HOW on earth is it gangsta...)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)

Gusaferd Clement (:no:)

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)

Raspberry Midnight Milkyway (o.O)

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)

Shelly Orchard (....sadly I think there might be a porn star with that alias)


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